Gay Barbies and Chocolate Hangovers

listening - Linchpin by Fear Factory

Did anyone else listen to that Nirvana special on 98 rock last night? That was some good stuff. I got to hear his voice, and it wasn't when he was singing, because we've all heard that. I was spontaneously orgasming all over the place! ...not really. But I think I would go necro for Kurt Cobain - he's just that sexy.

I saw my friend Renae this weekend, who I haven't seen since sixth grade. We were also best friends all through elementary school. Our reuinion was so creepy. We're so different now, but we both dress the same...kind of. All those years apart and we still gravitate toward the same things. Funny how it turns out that way. Eew...but she has a whole bunch of Good Charlotte posters up in her room. I hate Good Charlotte. Has anyone else noticed that they just blew up and then they were gone? They made maybe two CDs and that was it. Kind of pathetic if you ask me. (I don't give if you're offended :p)

This weekend was Renae's birthday party, so she had a sleepover. One of her friends, Beverley, couldn't come even though she lives RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET. Sorry, her stepfather pisses me off. And I've never even met him. He wouldn't let Beverley come over for absolutely no reason. He's also a real bitch to her. He kicked her two older sisters out of the house because he didn't like them. And he put braces on Beverley's window so it can only go up about two inches or so. He doesn't let her dress the way she wants and her mom tries to be just like him, so she's ten times as mean. Bevereley is the most cheerful person, too! I don't know how she does it. She's my hero. ^_^ By the way, her stepdad's name is Kim. Hahaha I laugh at your girlish name. The sleepover was still fun though. We photographed random lesbian scenes with Barbies because Renae didn't have any male barbies. She did have a talking Ozzy figure though, and Brittney put a shortened eyeliner pencil in one of his hands in front of his crotch and we made him look like he was jacking off in the corner behind the lesbian Barbies. Naughty, naughty. :9

The cake was CHOCOLATE! Eew. I hate chocolate. I'm so unnatural, I know, but I did eat two slices (aren't you proud?). Everyone else ate five or more. Real smart. Renae and Brittney thought they were going to throw up, but luckily they didn't. That would have been scarring...at least for me. Puking noises = ick.

Sex noises however, are encouraged. ^____^

(Thank you, Lareale, for your British ones in class!)

I need to take a survey now. I really, really do.

04.05.04 - 4:52 p.m.

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