Kermit the Frog

listening:: the sound of children yelling and the drone of my homeroom teacher trying to tell us something important

I'm at school. Yay. It's almost the end of the year and you know what? I don't feel a damn thing. I hope no one cries because that would be dumb. We're all coming back anyway.

We just dissected a frog, which wasn't as gory as I'd hoped. In fact, nobody even felt sick to their stomachs. How disappointing. I wanted to snap its legs, but we had to crucify it to the dissecting plate, making any prospective leg-snapping impossible. -_- I was warned not to pierce the bladder because it smells, and our frog was just this juicy juicy mess. It was really fun!

Okay, I'm in homeroom, and this girl was sitting on the floor and her buttcrack was showing and me and Kelly and Phoebe were like "eeew gross." Phoebe's nice, though, so she let her know.

05.20.04 - 9:08 a.m.

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