"If I ate a bunch of glitter and then took a laxative, do you think it would come out pretty?"

listening:: "the shape" - slipknot

I read two of the funniest diaries today, which I command you to go indulge in:

%%diary-sturge%% <--life of a lazy drunk that will make you fall off your ass in laughter

%%diary-porktornado%% <--does the eyebrow thing better than the rock

Oh, and by the way....the quote that is today's title comes from %%diary-sturge%%'s diary.

something more interesting to come soon

06.29.04 - 12:20 p.m.

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