listening:: "frijolero" - molotov
This is the funniest song I've ever heard in the last two days! "Don't call me gringo, you fuckin beaner / stay on your side of that goddamn river / don't call me gringo, you beaner."
AHAHAHAHAHHA
And now...on with the show! Sadly, all I have to talk about today are some observations from last night's late night television. I was (obviously) watching Conan, but during commercials I was flipping through channels (an annyoing habit picked up from my dad), and I came across this show called LIVING it UP with Ali and Jack. They were doing this segment called "Metallic is the new black" or something, and brought out all these models wearing what looked like clothing made out of tinfoil. So ugly. Don't listen to fashion advisors, children.
And on Conan, this fashion designer named Isaac Mizrahi was on the show, which I didn't think was a big deal at first (who the hell is Isaac Mizrahi), but then I immediately fell in love with him because he's so adorable! *Gushes* He has the little gay voice and when he talks he does the little gay hand movements. How stereotypical, right? But ever so cute. AND he reminds me alot of Matt, except gayer. HAHA HE OUT-GAYED YOU MATT. *Cough*
But then! He announced that he isn't gay anymore! Conan was like, "is it like the flu? It just goes away?" And that's when I realized: that is exactly the type of guy I need. A recovering gay! They're not gay, but they still act like it. *_* Love love love love.
I thought it was funny though because Isaac was explaining why he's straight now (Conan: "you're doing a great job acting like it. You really fooled me."), and he was saying that being gay is overhyped now and there was once a time when it was sheek to be gay. And then he said, "now it's sheek to be straight," (to audience:) "So all you heterosexuals just hang in there!" Conan was like, "Alot of them were just on the verge, but now I think you've convinced them to stick it out."
All in all, funny episode, why am I writing about it in my diary?, I'm a loser.
You know what? My dream has always been to be on late night TV with either Jay or Conan, but I realized now that if I went on Late Night with Conan O'Brien I would literally die of laughter. They would have to bring me a stretcher and an oxygen mask. Honestly. I have no idea how the audience or the guests can just laugh a little. I would be doubling over cracking up, wheezing and crying. It'd be a little scary. But Conan's just that funny.
Speaking of funny, you know how SNL has gone down the drain these last few years? Well I feel bad, because Devon's dream is to own SNL one day. If I get rich enough, I swear I'll buy it for him. I don't even expect anything in return, I just really want to do that for him. ...see, this is why that new "Cinderella" movie pisses me off. Because love doesn't happen like that. Girls aren't all shy-but-witty A+ students with blemish-free skin and gorgeous hair who get the guy by being mysterious at some dumbass school ball. One day, I will come up with a movie that shows the truth of love. It hurts, it burns. It pushes us to alcohol, drugs, suicide, or sex with people just to feel something. Love isn't perfect. It doesn't just work. You have to work at it to make it work. Which is why so many marriages end in divorce: because people are lazy and self-absorbed. We don't want to fix problems or focus on someone else more than ourselves. But that's what love is about. Putting someone else's welfare before yours. And caring. And showing it. But me, personally? I don't want to get married...it sounds boring. I keep hearing married men complaining that sex stops after marriage. ...so then what's the point? Isn't sex the whole reason people get married? Hmm. I must be the only girl in the world who thinks this way. Maybe that's another reason so many people are getting divorced. Damn bitches aren't putting out. Haha.
Woah. Rant. That was nice. Glad to get all that out of my system ^_^
P.S. my idea of the perfect love song? "Beckoned" by Coal Chamber.