listening:: "chaos b.c." - sepultra
Two hurricanes in a row. *Shakes head* At first I was excited - yay! no school! But that didn't last very long because the freaking power went out for 24 hours. I was losing my mind, going ballistic, dying inside...because I couldn't play my precious PS2. Guess what I resorted to? Gameboy. That's right. Pokemon, too. I sat there listening to my CD player and playing Gameboy, because that was, at best, the most technological option available. So to spice things up, I named my Pokemon character Faggot and I named his "nemesis" Asshole. Asshole and Faggot. Hahahaha I'm so immature.
Before hurricane Frances actually hit, I was at Kelly's house for two days "doing our project" (playing FF9 and AIM on the compy). So when I got back and my whole family was already at my house, my dad dropped the news. Grandma, very intelligently, had decided to move all the furniture around in her house and she hurt her back (ya think?). So she slept on my bed. I was almost stuck sleeping on the floor for the third day in a freaking row. Grr.
And then the power went out. My mom caught me playing with candles in my room so she made me use a flashlight. My uncle Jerry was like, "hey your face shines in the candlelight." That made me feel bad so I refused to play cards with my dad and my uncles, as well as refusing them any access to my rainbow Care Bears playing cards at all. So ha. That'll show 'em. When the power did come back on, though, I swear - I did not stop cheering for like ten minutes. Yes, I was that excited. OMG PS2!!!!!!! I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Today I made 80 billion cupcakes. Okay, only 23. HAHA that's an inside joke and YOU don't get it! .....Wow, I thought inside jokes were supposed to be cool...but that sounded kinda dumb. Oh well. It's cool when the other person is actually there. To us anyway. ^_^ (Kelly!!: *thwump!* The lift!) (HAHA you don't get that one either! BITCH!!)
Okay, no more cupcakes, promise.
I was watching the Swiss Family Robinson today. You know, the family who gets lost at sea and chased by pirates and then miraculously ends up on an island with lots of food and wood to build a gigantic tree house. Yeah, I used to love that movie. I also used to want a treehouse really bad. Hmm. Maybe I still do. But what I noticed - because you notice things when you go back and watch movies you haven't seen since you were little - that the mother was all "AHH LIZARD!" "AAAH TWIG!" and "Honey I can't walk through sand without falling multiple times - carry me?" And she was wearing a long pink dress. You probably think I'm going to say something feminist. Just you wait..
See, in today's movies, women are portrayed just the opposite: the woman would be the one chopping down trees and killing giant snakes while her husband screamed deleriously at the sight of a spider. Ironic, how things have changed over the years. Feminists have been struggling for years to get these female/male movie roles reversed, but that's just gender switching. You don't have a penis, so you won't be hacking down trees on this island today, miss. That's what I would've said. I'd smack her too. WA-BAM! Go clean the dishes! Hahahaha. I crack myself up. I was telling sexist jokes in spanish class and all the guys were like "yeah!!" and all the girls were like "Christine!!! What's wrong with you?! Stop that! You're a girl!!!"
I know guys, but it just gets so many great responses. But really, women all want to be the dominant leader holding their man's balls (making him do whatever they say. Whipped!), but at the same time they expect the guy to protect them and be all tender-mushy like. But by placing themselves in the dominant leader role, they should be able to protect themselves. I dunno. Why am I talking about this? It was funny at first, in my head. Oh dear. I'm rambling. Ending piece of advice (I'm helping you out here, guys!): girls, figure out what the hell you want and stop being bitchy and get down off that feminist high horse. And go wash those dishes like I told you.
:p