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listening:: "seven-eleven" - mindless self indulgence

Today was the pep rally. Woo. So I had Kahlyn write "pep rallies SUCK!!!" on my chest (above my boobs!) and it was fun. Two freshmen got booed out of the sophomore section; in fact, one of them got dragged out.

As much as I hate pep rallies, I love shouting insults. When the football team came out I was like "YOU'RE ALL REALLY UGLY!!!!!!!" and when the cheerleaders came out: "BRING IT ON!" (Lareale: "Oh it's already been BROUGHTEN") and finally, Joan and I yelled "SLUTS!" at the lionettes. Joan also started a fairy chant, from the new Peter Pan. "I do believe in faeries! I do! I do!" Represent.

Alli(e) and I are rape buddies!

Bianca and Yasmin are the coolest lesbians!

(Insert another random phrase that no one but me will get)(!)

I told Kelsey that I hoped hurricane Ivan wouldn't destroy Orlando before her party and she was like "oh, shit!!" But you probably don't care. AAAAAAAH what to say?!

Porn Star is a status. Sex Addict is an insult.

09.10.04 - 5:10 p.m.

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