listening: "bring the pain" - mindless self indulgence
Today was the worst case of the mondays I've ever had. And that's all I have to say about that.
Lareale, Joan, and Nana went to Howl-o-Scream again, but this time they met up with Kito and Ben and their friends. We were supposed to meet up with Kito and Ben and their friends last time we went, which was the time I went. So now I have successfully evaded another meeting with Kito. Damn. Anyway, Howl-o-Scream was fun, even though I was pretty much scared shitless the whole time. The best part was riding the roller coasters in the dark! Hell yes! And we saw a guy who looked exactly like Mills, but with a moustache o_0 ("That can't be him!...right?") And Kelly got burned by someone's cigarette! So many people were smoking. It fucking pissed us off because we couldn't breathe (especially in ENCLOSED SPACES, dumbasses!). Oh, and some lady kept trying to cut us in line in Montu, and she finally did get in front of us and started walking, and casually I called out, "Do you have family up there?" and she got all pissed (because her ass was drunk, biatch) and said "No! We're leaving! Got a problem?!" And then Joan and Phoebe and Kelly helped me out and yelled sarcastic things back at her so nyah. I was so proud of myself because at the very end, just before we went home, some scary guy put his face right next to mine (I was facing the other way) and said boo or something and I turned my head and just went "oh, hello." AH! So proud. *Tear* I didn't scream in terror. I never really understood why people like to be scared all the time for fun. Personally, I'm a comedy person. I love darkish things like the Matrix and Kill Bill and Battle Royale, but mostly...I love comedy. Some people like to scream and pee their pants...I like to laugh...and sometimes pee my pants. (Kidding! Promise!)
Top 5 Funniest Movies EVER (in no particular order)
1. Mafia!
2. Airplane!
3. Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist
4. Zoolander
5. Austin Powers (series)
6. Rat Race and Office Space are really good too. And hey, they rhyme.
Really Funny People in General (In no particular order)
1. Dane Cook
2. Jerry Seinfeld
3. Gary Gulman
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Larry the Cable Guy
6. Carlos Alaraqui
7. Geoff Brown
8. Pablo Francisco
9. Chris Rock
10. Matt! (You don't know him...he's kinda...local) (haha. Those of you who actually know him will get that. For now, I'll just laugh with myself. *shuffles away*)
And that's all I can think of right now...but there are certainly more!
And then, at Kahlyn's birthday parTAY everyone wanted to watch Secret Window (after we watched Scary Movie 3. Woot!), which I thought would scare my pants off, which it kind of did because I'm a wuss, but it was actually really good. And is it just me, or does Johnny Depp look strangely hot with braces? And is it spelled Johnny? Or Johnney? Ah...who gives a crap.
P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if they got rid of Q and R. (Thank you, Mitch Hedberg!)
P.P.S. I used an excessive amount of parenthesis and "..." in this entry, and I'm sorry. (It annoys me too)