Holy shit!!!!

listening:: "ava adore" - the smashing pumpkins

And I'm actually writing in my diary?! Calm yourselves! I know that because of my absence you all haven't had any good whacking material, but never fear for here I am! And maybe I'll make it my (late) new year's resolution to (try to) actually write in my online journal regularly. In celebration of my triumphant return, I thought I'd mix things up a little and add a special new section about things that amused me during my day that you probably won't find funny at all but made me laugh hysterically. I'll call it the "Things That Amused Me During My Day That You Probably Won't Find Funny At All But Made Me Laugh Hysterically" segment.

In today's edition, (this is actually from earlier this week), Kristin had her shoes off on the bus and had them up against the window in the seat in front of me. Ew, gross, right?! Anyway, I thought to myself about telling her that her feet stank but I knew that she would say, "no they don't! My feet are clean and smell *wonderful*!" Because that's what she says when confronted about her odorous feet. And for some reason the air began to smell like car exhaust because the windows were open and I had the impulse to say, "ew, Kristin, your feet smell like gas!"

Tadaa! Okay let's never do that again.

So where have I been? Oh, here and there but mostly in my head. I've been obsessing over the new Phantom of the Opera movie, which I've seen four times and own the soundtrack of. As well as the original London cast soundtrack. Phantom is love! This, sadly, has been the only truely good part of my life ever since I wrote here last. I hate school and everyone in it!!!!!!! Die, bitches! EMO MOMENT! You know that whole "everyone has to feel accepted and loved during their akward teenage years" bullcrap? Yeah, fuck that shit. And this is precisely why I haven't bothered to write in my online diary for the past 80 years - because I didn't want to post a bunch of whiny...posts. So from here on I shall try to be as cheerful as possible!

Aaaaaaand on THAT note, I visited my new library today! It's so gorgeous and I lurve my baby. I accidentally checked out Sleeping Beauty porn. 0_0 I thought it was just going to be a dark retelling, but no. It's porn. Shh. (Don't worry, it wasn't the only thing I checked out! ^_^)

02.10.05 - 7:54 p.m.

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